it really, really hurts."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"

Why are you late?

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

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Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"

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Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Monday?!

I just hate y0u!
Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again...
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Monday?!



Disturbed
Sunday.. =P =D

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.

2.
The road to success is always under construction ;-)

3.
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it :-P

4.
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P

5.
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D

Enjoy life ! :-)

Government of Australia

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you???

Someone who can talk

Define A woman....
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won't sit ...
Because shes getting late...:

Funny but true fact..

Funny but true fact..
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Relationship between lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each other..
but
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u cannot touch each other's mobile..!

How About Pillow ?

How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn’t Have That
Dangerous Beak … ;->