Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Funny words

Funny words

1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"

2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
.
3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
.
4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
.
5=Face
"Surat"
.
6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
.
7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
.
8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
.
9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
.
10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
.
11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
.
12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
.
13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
.
Amazing INDIA.

Brain Transplantation

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Keep.....................IN TOUCH

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WIDE ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

Gang of Santa-Banta

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya

Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka
Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar
Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur
Khoob Dawat Ki,
.
.
Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra
Ghar Me hi Tha,
.
.
Biwi Se Pucha:" Bakra Kaha Se
Aya.. ??
.
.
.
.
.
Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye
Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye
the.. :p :D

If u r stressed

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

A Girl Checks Her Weight

 A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
.
.
.
.
A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

Definition of "KISS

Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view... :P
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.
.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN,in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
.
.
.
.
Class Over!