it really, really hurts."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"

Why are you late?

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"

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Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"

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Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

Monday?!

I just hate y0u!
Go away..
Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again...
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Monday?!



Disturbed
Sunday.. =P =D

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

1.
Whenever I find the key to success,
someone changes the lock.

2.
The road to success is always under construction ;-)

3.
In order to get a loan,
you first need to prove that you don't need it :-P

4.
All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P

5.
Once you have bought something,
you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D

Enjoy life ! :-)

Government of Australia

Government of Australia has
introduced a new rule
Good looking people should be
thrown out of country!!!
U r safe..
oh! No where should I Hide you???

Someone who can talk

Define A woman....
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Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door .
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but she won't sit ...
Because shes getting late...:

Funny but true fact..

Funny but true fact..
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Relationship between lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each other..
but
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u cannot touch each other's mobile..!

How About Pillow ?

How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?

How About Pillow ?

It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove

And

It Doesn’t Have That
Dangerous Beak … ;->

Banta owned a factory.

Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?

Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.

Brain Transplantation

If i need "Brain Transplantation" I will prefer your brain...
don't think that you are a genius..........
i need a brain which is never used before

Keep.....................IN TOUCH

Keep.....................IN TOUCH WIDE ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

Gang of Santa-Banta

Gang of Santa-Banta broke a bank, but instead of cash they find
bottles of chilled red wine...
happily they drink and left
next day headline

~ Braking News ~

"Blood Bank Robbed"

If u r stressed

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples?

A Girl Checks Her Weight

 A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished.......
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On"",
I Have Coins!

Definition of "KISS

Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view... :P
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
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ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
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PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
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COMPUTER: KISS is just like a LAN,in which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
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Class Over!