it really, really hurts."

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts.When I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you. You've broken your finger!"...

Why are you late?

A: Why are you late?B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?B: No, I was standing on i...

School Jokes

The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?" Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"Johnny: "Nothing, sir."Principal: "Exactly!" Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"Student: What do you think, sir?Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.Student:...

A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi.B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi....

Monday?!

I just hate y0u! Go away.. Why The Hell You Keep Coming Again And Again... . . . . . . . Monday?! Disturbed Sunday.. =P ...

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS :

FUNNY ULTIMATE TRUTHS : 1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. 2. The road to success is always under construction ;-) 3. In order to get a loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it :-P 4. All the desireable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married :-P 5. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate :-D Enjoy life...

Government of Australia

Government of Australia has introduced a new rule Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. oh! No where should I Hide you?...

Someone who can talk

Define A woman.... . . . . . Someone who can talk 4 hours while standing at the door . . . but she won't sit ... Because shes getting late.....

Funny but true fact..

Funny but true fact.. . . Relationship between lovers in today's age:- you can touch each other.. but . . . . . . . . . . u cannot touch each other's mobile....

How About Pillow ?

How Come The Dove Gets To Be The Peace Symbol ? How About Pillow ? It Has More Feathers, Than The Dove And It Doesn’t Have That Dangerous Beak … ;-&g...